Zombies are People Too

Zombies For Peace

With all the recent negative publicity concerning zombies, we have decided to form a support group with the goal to inform the public that zombies were people once too. If you think this is something that would interest you, please get in touch with us. We meet once a month at a local bar where we just wonder around and grunt our displeasure at the living.

* Learn how to protect yourself from the “living” that would do you harm!

* Learn how to blend in without drawing attention to the fact that you are a zombie

* Learn nutritional eating habits besides human flesh

* Learn to stretch properly before rigor mortis sets in

STOP THE KILLING!

END THE VIOLENCE AGAINST ZOMBIES!

(Please no Obama Zombies. You people are just too crazy for us!)

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All the above is from a Craig’s List ad linked to at the top of the entry.

Those fine folks deserve as much publicity as possible thus the presence of their fine post on the 1,335,673,205th best blog on Earth.

Navy Chow and Cavorting Cereal Critters

Generally, on average, Navy breakfasts were okay to great with variations among food offerings and food source.

The breakfasts where real eggs  were available were superior to the breakfasts where only powdered eggs were present.

Generally, at-sea lunch and supper tended to be sub-par compared to mess halls at shore bases.

At-sea breakfasts varied greatly; often depending upon the last time we hauled “new” food aboard either from a supply ship at sea or if we entered an overseas USA base with warehouses, etc.

URL the Cat

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