There is an outpouring of joy and glee in the shanty atop the Ozark Plateau.
A trip to Alexa revealed this amazing piece of data;
Estimated percentage of global internet users who visit the Disgruntled Old Coot blog:
3 months of Web use: 0.000009%
Imagine that. The Web has billions of pages and this homely blog offered to the masses by a definitely Disgruntled Old Coot attracted 0.000009 percent of those Web wanderers!!!!
0.000009 percent!!!
The in-shanty celebration will be limited due to the small size of the assembled crowd of one.
There is a severe lack of party supplies but there is an awaiting can of cream of chicken soup on the shelf.
Until the next time feel free to shout a few hosannas.
