Word of the Week

Hi kids!!!!

It’s that time again… Word of the Week time!!!!  Yay!

Do you kids know what a zerk is?

Well, click on “zerk” above if you do not know the definition and/or need/want to know how to pronounce our weekly word that seldom appears weekly but “week” and “word” both start with a “w” so what the heck…

To hear the word zerk spoken at the linked-to Web site you gotta’ click on the little speaker thingy and allow pop-ups.

If the audio doesn’t work for you zerk rhymes with jerk.

Hey herd, yer’ laudable Coot just thought of a name for those of thee unable to concoct or agree upon a name for the vile spawn you created.

Name the little heathen Zerk!!! Beats the heck out of Swine Flu Smith or Anabolic Steroid Swenson or some such name.

If your last name is Zamboni then Zerk Zamboni has a mighty nice sound to it.

If the Coot was to spawn…  very doubtful since your Cootster keeps those money-sucking soul-sapping females at arms’ length, well, if somehow a spawn I was responsible for naming appeared I believe I would name the critter Ghengis Kahn and any last name except my own.

I just like that name.

If the kid was a female, tough. Ghengis Kahn it is and as it is written so shall it be.

Back to the zerk.  Here’s some information about a contraption not as common as it used to be:  click here you demented fool.

Here’s an entire box of zerks of various types.  Little Ghengis Kahn Whatever would surely shriek with glee at finding these under the Christmas tree.  Imagine the loving hug the wife unit would give you after receiving her own box of Zerks on her wedding anniversary.  Better than a shotgun cleaning kit. You betcha’.  Ain’t yer Coot a romantic sort?

Hey, let’s poke through the pic pile and see what we can find!!!

Well, this one should popularize me even more with the wacky wimmenfolk.

Well, true in many ways but there are exceptions. Females excel in many areas but too many of the daffy dames believe those exceptions are far greater in number than actually exist.

And as the Cootster has repeatedly declared, there are the few gals with abilities beyond the female norm that allow them to be fully functional adults worthy of all adult rights and privileges while meeting adult responsibilities.

It is just a terrible shame those females are such a small minority with the majority of gals requiring the presence of the Females as Property Movement to protect those majority of dames along with protecting society from the rampaging emotion-laden instinct-driven irrational “precious princesses.”

This one should alleviate the grunting and growling of the feminist freaks writing and informing this Disgruntled Old Coot what an ignorant idiotic buffoon I must be.  Golly, thanks, girls. You make an Old Fart blush!

Hmmmm…. fairly accurate, in general.  She needs a little make-up, though.

Wonder what Moses has been up to lately?

Same old Moses. What a trouble-maker.  Wonder if his babes nagged him about those 4 decades or so wandering from place to place?

I wonder what George Washington would have thought about females voting, especially todays’ dingy spoiled dames with their “precious princess” attitudes and lack of concern by most of the female brat pack regarding current events, political affairs, etc. and an overwhelming sense of materialism and the all-too-common female “me me me me me” attitude?

I thought so. Old George was an intelligent rational fellow and he and his cohorts knew what was best for society and culture  and knew better than to allow irrational creatures such as human females too much power within a civilized society.

That concludes this edition of the immensely popular Word of the Week. Well, popular among many males and a mere minute speck of females who can yank the cell phone away from their vacuous heads and concentrate for more than a mere few seconds away from their beloved baubles and trinkets.

Tags: broads, Daffy Dames, females, females as property, feminism